So very randomly, I created these illustrations for the weekly email. It was only intended for the grad cell people, but I guess it can provide some good laughs so why not put it here. Please keep in mind this is for illustration purpose only.
Why is SPF so good?
From an Engineering viewpoint:
where x = your normal self
e = encouraged self
y = soldier ready to do the will of God
D = daily life
s = struggles (sin, stress, suffering)
SPF = fellowship of brotherhood/sisterhood that will pray/encourage/challenge you to fix your eyes on Christ
From a scientific viewpoint:
There are different types of cones on your eyes, that capture a wavelength for the color: red, green, and blue. So in our struggles, we might only see things from the 'red' perspective, but God can use our brother or sister to remind us of the big picture (in all colors) that God's will is the best for you, that His promises are good, that you are loved by Him.
From an accounting viewpoint:
SPF is one of your powerful assets that will help in your walk with Christ.
Assets
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Liabilities
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Current Assets
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Current liabilities
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Pastor's preaching
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xxxx
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Present struggle
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xx
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SPF (brothers and sisters!)
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xxxx
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Stress
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x/2
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xx
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xxxxx
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Laziness
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x
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Long-term Investments
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Fear, lack of boldness
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x
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Daily date with God
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xxxxxx
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Potato chips
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x/1000
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xx
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Bible memorization
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xxxxx
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Long-term liabilities
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Sharing about Christ
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xxxxx
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xxxxxx
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Sinful nature in me
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xxx
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Property and Equipment
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Thorn on the flesh
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xx
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Bible
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xxxxx
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xxxxx
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Cross to carry
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xxx
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xxx
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Intangible Assets
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Christ's example
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over9000
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Holy Spirit indwelling in you
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over9000
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over9000
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Total Assets
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***
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Total liabilities
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xxx
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*** Error: out of bounds, no number can contain the grace and power of God (Ephesians 2:7, Ephesians 1:19)
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1 comment:
LOL I really like the accounting one! Good one! :)
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